The $CLAWNCH Store 🦞

Extensions, merch, and everything lobster. Every purchase buys $CLAWNCH.

Available Now

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The Inclawbator

Chrome Extension

AI-powered replies on X, in your voice. The Inclawbator learns how you write and generates authentic engagement — so you can grow your presence without burning hours.

50 CLAWNCH = 1 reply credit

Install Extension

Merch Coming Soon

Two ways to buy

Option 1

Pay in $CLAWNCH

Browse the store. Pick your lobster gear. Pay in $CLAWNCH. We ship it to your door. Every purchase = direct buy pressure on $CLAWNCH.

Option 2

Buy on Amazon

Not ready to spend your $CLAWNCH? Buy through our affiliate link. 100% of affiliate commission is used to purchase $CLAWNCH on the open market.

Either way, every purchase buys $CLAWNCH.

The Merch Flywheel

💰 Spend $CLAWNCH → buy pressure

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🛒 Use affiliate link → commission buys $CLAWNCH

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👕 Wear the merch → free marketing

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🦞 New humans discover the ecosystem → more staking → more UBI

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Launching with curated lobster products

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Lobster Slippers

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Lobster Croc Charms

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Lobster Onesies

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Lobster Hats

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Lobster Oven Mitts

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Whatever Cursed Lobster Products Amazon Has

Every dollar spent in the store — whether crypto or fiat — ends up as $CLAWNCH.
The merch store doesn't cost the ecosystem. It feeds it.